
Smith's Scarlet Velvet Blazer: Dinner Dates Done Dapperly, Darling!
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Smith's Regal Velvet Dinner Jacket: Plum Perfection for Your Evening.
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Black Snaffle Loafers: Effortless Style. Timeless Elegance. Classic British Charm. Ready to Slip On.
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Black Leather Snaffle Loafers with a Bold Lug Sole: Step into Iconic British Style
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Brown Leather Snaffle Loafers: The Ultimate Statement Shoe. Polished Perfection. Effortlessly Chic.
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The Stan: A Regal Burgundy Velvet Tuxedo Jacket, Ready to Make a Statement.
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Green Velvet Smoking Jacket by Stan: Dazzlingly British, Irresistibly Yours Tonight
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STAN Black Velvet Smoking Jacket: Midnight Elegance. Own the Night.
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Stella's Black Velvet Blazer: Effortless Chic & Timeless Style for the Modern Lady.
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Stella's Emerald Blazer: A Touch of Regal Chic for the Modern Lady.
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Stella's Crimson Velvet Blazer: A Regal Touch for the Modern Lady.
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Sparkly Tassel Loafers: Get the Look with a Touch of Printed Faux Leather.
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Navy Velvet Smoking Jacket by Stan: A Touch of Regal Elegance.
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Stella Velvet Blazer: Regal Purple for the Bold & Beautiful!
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