Green Velvet Trousers: Effortlessly Cool for Dinner Parties, Bloke!
Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty? Forget what you think you know, this ain't just your average… well, whatever it is. This is a statement, a whisper, a wink. It's got more personality than your Aunt Mildred and more charm than a rogue fox in a hen house. Honestly, you'll be the envy of everyone you meet. Trust me, you need this. You deserve this. Go on, treat yourself, you absolute legend. You won't regret it, I promise, you'll be chuffed to bits.
£22.50
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