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Hervé Green Houndstooth Tweed Waistcoat: A Timeless Gentleman's Classic.
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Emerald Velvet Double Breasted Waistcoat: A Regal Green Statement Piece.
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Green Velvet Waistcoat: Regal Chic. Elevate Your Style. Effortless Elegance.
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Green Velvet Waistcoat A Timeless Classic For The Modern Gent – MAK's Finest
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