The Maximillion: Double-Breasted Waistcoat. Elevate your look with timeless British tailoring. Classic style, redefined.
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Dark Grey Waistcoat: Max Out Your Style, Mate!
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Grey Max Trousers: Sharp Retro Tailored Fit. Your Smartest Look Yet Mate!
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Bloke's Best: Charcoal Tailored Trousers, Effortlessly Smart. Classic Retro Vibe.
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Max's Timeless Black Trousers: Your Retro-Smart Tailored Fit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Bloody Brilliant Double Cuff Shirt & Cufflinks: Tailored Red Classic – Ready to Impress!
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Camel V-neck Knit: Breezy Comfort for the Modern Bloke, A Stylish Lightweight Essential.
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Peach Perfection: Double Cuff Shirt with Cufflinks. A Tailored Classic.
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Black Knit V-Neck Jumper: Effortless Style for the Modern Man. Super Soft & Light.
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Charcoal V-Neck Jumper: Effortlessly Stylish, Lightweight Cotton Knit for the Modern Man.
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Cream Cotton V-Neck: Effortless Lightweight Comfort for the Modern Man.
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Crimson V-Neck: Breezy Cotton Knit, Effortlessly Stylish & Light As a Feather.
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