Graham's Navy Trousers: Classic British Style. Smart, Comfortable, Simply Essential.
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Sharp Black Tailored Trousers: Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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Elton's Black Tweed Waistcoat: Classic British Charm. Smart, Stylish, Simply Irresistible.
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Brown Tweed Bloke's Waistcoat: A Proper Smart Bit of Kit for Any Occasion.
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Elton's Brown Tweed Waistcoat: Classic Check, Timeless Style.
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Elton E1: Sharp Black Herringbone Trousers – Effortless Style & Classic Fit
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Elton E3: Brown Tweed Trousers for Blokes. Classic Checks, Undeniably British Style.
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Grey Tweed Check Waistcoat: Elton's Signature Style. A Classic British Gent's Essential.
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Striking Monochrome Metal Toe Cap – Bold Style, Durable Protection.
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Evan's Green Tweed Trousers: Classic Check, Effortless Style, Simply Suave.
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Ethan Grey Tweed Trousers: Classic Checks with a Modern Twist.
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Tan Chelsea Boots: Effortlessly Stylish, Uniquely Yours, Classic & Cool, Step Out in Style.
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