Gary's Navy Velvet: The Ultimate Gentleman's Jacket - Unmistakably Stylish & Luxurious
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Tim's Luxe Velvet: Black Tie Ready. Feel the Opulence. Dress to Impress. Pure Velvet Elegance.
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Ricky's Regal Velvet: Purple Perfection! Dazzling Jacket, Be a Star!
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Emerald Velvet Jacket by TUXEDO MAK: Simply Irresistible.
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Crimson Velvet Jes: A Regal Red Jacket for the Discerning Chap!
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Sam's Velvet Riot: A Burgundy Jacket for the Bold.
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Grey Tweed Charmer: Classic Herringbone Jacket, Effortlessly Stylish.
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Tan Tweed Tailored Jacket: Effortlessly Chic Herringbone Check.
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The Quintessential Tweed Jacket: Effortless Tan Tailoring for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Navy Tweed Check Jacket A Quintessential British Classic
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Black Leather Jacket: Timeless Vintage Charm. A British Classic, Reimagined for You.
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Black Leather Legend Victorian Jacket: Own a timeless classic.
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